The UMax Page

Welcome to my page for the

State of Insanity

My regular Home Page is on my ISP server, but this has a summary of my personal information.

The 411 about me:

 Age:

40

 Disposition:

Generally pleasant and funny

 Ethnic Background:

Plaid: A mix of White and Filipino

 Gender:

Male

 Height:

5 feet 10 inches (or 1.778 M)

Hobbies:

Fiddling with Linux, web surfing, watching movies, fiddling with computers, teaching

 Marital Status:

Single/divorced, no children

 Occupation:

Systems Engineer (I'm a polite goon, see the Dilbert cartoon below)
I also teach part-time at the University of Phoenix.

Preference:

Straight

 Religion:

Jewish (So, how many Jewish Filipinos do you see these days??)

Residence:

Colorado Springs, Colorado (USA)

 Weight:

200 pounds (or 86.364 KG)

 Other Questions?

Mail me while you're at the SOI or drop me E-Mail at umax@insanitypages.com

I'll see you around the SOI!

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