Alright. Bust out the vaseline. Here's some things that one should know about Neokhan:
1.) I am a man
That is all. Want to know anything else? You might as well dig out the scotch from behind the broccoli; in the freezer, put on a pot of Valdez-grade java, and bum a smoke from your next-door neighbor with the twitch because you're gonna to have to ask and find out for yourself. It could be a long day if you do and the only thing on is "Godzilla vs. Biolane."
You didn't think I was going to make it easy for you, did you?