umbra of desire{D}

I wanted to put a few words here regarding My pet umbra.
After numerous attempts and a bin full of discarded efforts,
I decided that there was nothing I say could ever do her justice.
After much thought I decided to share with you my view of perfection.
My umbra of desire.

Perceptive
Eager to please
Resourceful
Fantastic
Extremely kind-hearted
Cool
Terrific
Indisputably wonderful
Original
Natural

Most of all she belongs to Me.

umbra has very few restrictions placed upon her.
she can serve beverages, drinks, etc. to whomever she pleases.

Please bear in mind that while I allow
her to serve, she also has My permission to say "NO" if she so chooses.

If you are one of the lucky Ones privilaged to be the recipient of one of her serves, please respect the fact that she belongs to Me. In other words please,

DO NOT TOUCH MY PROPERTY without
My permission.

If any of you have any perceived problems with My
pet, DO NOT TAKE IT OUT ON HER. Please report it
to Me here in My mailroom and I will deal with it
as I see Appropriate.

DarkDuke