Secret Asian Man

SECRET ASIAN MAN

There's a man who lives a life of danger
To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't want to type tomorrow
Chorus:
Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian Man
They've given you a handle
And taken 'way your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide a psychotic mind
Don't let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive cyber lips
Or odds are you won't want to type tomorrow
Chorus
Surfing on the World Wide Web one day
Heard someone warn "Don't give too much away!"
Be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't want to type tomorrow
Chorus

(Song and lyrics modified slightly from Johnny Rivers' song "Secret Agent Man".)