I've tended bar here at the State for over a decade.

These days, I'm the full-time manager at #r-sodom, and I do part-time bartending and dungeon monitoring there, too.

I lease #r-oloft, one of the huge industrial warehouse lofts just above SodoM, and since I manage the building, I can set you up with a loft there, too. There is always an empty loft over SodoM.

I work with decorators to produce size-and-color-coordinated wall pieces in the styles of Pollack, Rothko, and Warhol, to fit your space perfectly. If you genuinely need something 20 feet by 50 feet, I'm the one. (For those cases where bigger really is better.)

I also work on commission with the business owners, too, of course. Standard contract, standard rates apply.

I also serve on the City Council, and have done so for over a year.

Just ask.