That name in front of the words "pretty bitch" means that I'm owned by General Mayhem. What that means for you is that I'm not interested in being your bitch, slave, whore, wife, or anything else you might have in your head. I'm also not interested in your real life, or your whispers, or your mailroom messages. If you insist on deluging me with all that, it will be referred to the General and you can deal with him. He's not nearly as pleasant as I am, particularly when people are irritating his property.

My chain of command is as follows:
General Mayhem -- Major Aggression -- Captain Chaos

If you're not one of those, and if the first person in that list hasn't told me to do something for you? Don't act shocked when I don't. This isn't your fantasy land, pretty boy, and if your balls can't handle that then you better go home.