I should probably type something out about myself, my likes, my dislikes, and other relevant crap about me, huh? Well... I would... except for the fact that I seem to have lost all interest in doing this already. This is exactly why I don't do websites for a living. If I did, I think most of them might look something like this:



My actual name is indeed Heretic. Hard to believe, but it's true. My parents didn't like me much. Actually... They still don't. My father has been on vacation for years and my mother acknowledges my presence by giving me the finger. She loves me so...

My friends... Uh... they like me TOO much.. No matter how badly I treat them, they can't seem to stop calling me. It's not like they need me to help them move or anything, either. They call me up just to 'Hang out'. There will be no 'hanging out' with these people. One in particular who held a party of about 60 people, all the while he was 'hanging out', of his pants, after he passed out while jerking off on the couch. Atleast, a good story came out of that one.

To be continued...