My whispers are off for a reason. While the attention is truly flattering,
I find whispers to be a distraction from whatever room I happen to be in at the time.
So, please, feel free to either come in and join the chat,
or contact me via mailroom.

Also, while I do enjoy scening from time-to-time, I'm not looking for a personal collar.
I won't fall so head-over-heels -- no matter how amazing the scene(s) may be -- that that fact will change.
Please keep this in mind during our interactions and, if you're looking for something more...
understand that I am not the one.

Thanks much!